Party on the dogout on Dixon Avenue
Haven't been to a jam in quite a while
Figure I'll catch up on the latest styles instead...
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IT WAS CURBURRA AVENUE IN FACT, BUT the sentiment was the same: I was looking forward to a decadent blowout. The bungalow was comfortably set in Yabbini, one of the Boulah Ring's shadier suburbs, and was really pumping when I arrived. Two days had passed since my first encounter with the dead body, about eight nightmares or a thousand resolutions to forget it. Pondering the meaning of life was getting me nowhere: it was time to seek the solace of intoxication, hard music and even harder women.

I was talking to an eccentric woman in a flowery sari called Astella when a guy in a really cool, psychedelic Pucci print brushed past me, long hard screw against the wall in hand, stared at me (instead of her) for a few seconds, then said: <<Hey man, how's it doing?>>

Social amnesia is common among regular party goers. In this case, inebriation wasn't the cause!

<<From the toilet?>> I blurted.

<<It was pretty shocking, wasn't it?>> he said. <<Have the cops said anything yet?>>

<<Not that I know of>> I said thinking: Great you fuckhead, I was here to forget!

<<You know>> he said <<I had a dream about him last night. I was alone in that toilet, doing my business, when I noticed him lying on the floor. I knelt down to get a closer look when I saw this classic horrorshop demon emerge from his pocket, a leather wallet between its canine teeth. I yelled "Hey, what are you doing?" and it stood upright, pointed at the stamp on the guy's wrist, said, "The mark of the bloodsucker!" and vanished in a cloud of aftershave.>>

He stared at his feet for a while, mumbled <<It was just a stupid dream>> and walked off looking somewhat embarrassed.

<<How bizarre>> Astella said. I stared after him, thinking of his dream, my eight.

Then a hyperactive remix of Naughty by Nature's OPP summoned Astella urgently on to the dancefloor. Near the speakers a minibar had been set up serving boutique beers and upmarket cocktails. A black guy with an American accent, wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses and a yellow bandana around his head was behind the bar, exchanging a brown paper bag for three Australian 50 dollar notes. It was a routine deal, and I would hardly have noticed had I not caught a whiff of Hedione #5 hanging around the customer and homed in to see a small, rippled sphere scratched into the bottom of the bag.

The image of a body sprawled on a wet floor filled my mind, ghostwhite, a vampire crawling out of a pocket.

<<Hey... wait!>> The customer did not hear me, and disappeared down a flight of crowded stairs. I tried to follow, but Astella grabbed me around the wrist, said: <<I want to dance!>>

Three hours later, in a room where a large TV set took the place of a soundsystem, a doubleplay of the KLF's classic The Last Train to Trancentral and What Time is Love? on the university music network was interrupted by a news update. The dancefloor was immediately deserted. Astella pulled me towards a couch, but the enigma of a newsbreak at three in the morning held me still. In a special report, a blonde announcer with a Coca-Cola badge on her lapel said:

Police have released the name of a student found dead in a Waluralla nightclub this week. He was Kristian Holstein, a 19 year old Arts student from Wadleena. The police have refused to comment yet on the cause of death. Now for the Zeus Jeanswear party report...

The TV was obscured as the dancefloor quickly refilled. I wandered alone to the back of the room looking for a heavy drink. In a dark corner I stumbled over something warm and musky and looked down in terror at the unconscious customer of the bar deal.


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